A Little Bird Told Me… (some cracking tweets)

I’m trying so hard not to get caught up in dying to self that I forget that the motive of it is to live.

~

Dear Student, Congratulations. That’s the first time I’ve seen a student attempt to plagiarize John Calvin.

~@BibleStudentsSay

Wouldn’t a pure-bread dog just get eaten by ducks when you took it to the park

~@lazerdoov

#ISitOnButt

~@BlimeyCow

RT for World Peas

~@basicwhytechick

two babies at the airport are playing “Marco Polo” only instead of saying “Marco” its just screaming & instead of “Polo” it’s just screaming

~@burstofbeaden

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