Finishing your first draft is a highly emotional experience. Many people think that it is the end of writing a book but I'm afraid it is only the beginning...
Poetry is not my forte. But my single stroke of genius came in a traffic jam when I was eleven years old, resulting in this epic ballad about When Tiger Woods Hit a Golf Ball and it Got Stuck Up My Nose.
Because what fun would life be if it was actually easy?
An undisclosed location Somewhere off the East Coast of Uganda To whom it may concern, Please accept this letter as a formal notice of the resignation of my post with your esteemed company, effective as of the moment the ink dries upon the page (and just to be sure I have used my very own … Continue reading An Open Letter of Resignation
Every culture and sub-culture has its own unique language. Each uses words and phrases which either mean something different to their normal usage or simply don't exist outside of that particular circle. Evangelism is no different. *Note: Evangelism is a form of culture but that's a discussion for another day* There are phrases and abbreviations … Continue reading The Complete Tracter’s Dictionary (Abridged Version)
I’m trying so hard not to get caught up in dying to self that I forget that the motive of it is to live. ~@sarahisawriter Dear Student, Congratulations. That’s the first time I’ve seen a student attempt to plagiarize John Calvin. ~@BibleStudentsSay Wouldn't a pure-bread dog just get eaten by ducks when you took it … Continue reading A Little Bird Told Me… (some cracking tweets)
You'd be mad not to love goats. If you don't then here's why you should: 12. They might be awkward but they're so friendly. 11.They're also pretty cool 10. And they're always up for a banter 9. They're pretty sophisticated when they want to be 8. But never mind, they make you … Continue reading 12 Reasons to Get a Goat
One of my friends shared this and it's been a while since I was there but it still tickles me. I hope you enjoy it :) I'll just say now that I love fried bananas with chocolate sauce and cheese and yes, I need a blanket at night even when it's 28 degrees. Enjoy. You too … Continue reading You Know You’ve Been in Indonesia Too Long If…
We're technically on holiday so I wasn't gonna bother writing this week but I saw this in the bird hide in Wigtown Harbour and it really tickled me so I thought I'd share it with you. We went for a walk after visiting the Baptist Church. If it wasn't that I'm overly conscious of how … Continue reading Join the Lark Side? (and Happy Easter!)
Hi lads! I hope you've had a good week. My brother was just telling me about the most deliciously evil thing he's seen this week and it really cracked me up so I thought I'd share it with you. He was in McDonald's and there were two people in the queue in front of him. … Continue reading Writing Challenge – Week 31